On a Caribbean island that once sheltered Captain Kidd, cannons in the old fortress begin firing on their own, and the locals blame the pirate's ghost. Matt Trakker and Hondo MacLean find old-fashioned gunpowder and a remote detonator, and a scan shows that the cannonballs are gold: Kidd's treasure was never lost, only melted down and coated in iron. Miles Mayhem and V.E.N.O.M. are collecting the balls on a beach, with the sea tunnels under the island doing the delivery. M.A.S.K. swaps the real cannonballs for dummies full of bubble gum, and Scott and T-Bob help by arranging a beehive for the finale.
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The ghost in the title lasts about three minutes. Cannons in an old island fortress fire on their own, the locals mutter that Captain Kidd is back, and then Matt and Hondo find old-fashioned gunpowder and conclude that something must have set it off by remote. After that the spectre is only a rumor V.E.N.O.M. hides behind, and what the episode turns out to be about is a practical joke. M.A.S.K. beats Miles Mayhem's crew with bubble gum, honey and a beehive, and the usual armory of masks and vehicles mostly waits its turn.
The setup is a good one, and it is built on a nice reversal. Kidd's treasure was never found, the computer tells Matt, because it was never lost: the pirate melted his gold and coated it in iron so that it looked like cannonballs. V.E.N.O.M. needs only the old cannons to fire the stuff out into the open, which is a pleasing way to steal something hidden in plain sight, even if the logistics get muddled; a few lines of dialogue describe sea tunnels carrying the balls to a planned spot on a beach, and it is hard to see why the cannons are needed at all.
The prank is the point, so the best writing goes into it. M.A.S.K. decides to swap the real cannonballs for dummies, and Scott, who has spent part of the episode playing Captain Kidd with T-Bob as his first mate, says his dad always told him it pays to stick to things and names the plan Operation Stick-Em-Up. A kid's game turns into the team's strategy without a word of explanation, and the jokes arrive in a mix that suits the cast: T-Bob's corn on the cob buccaneer pun, a complaint that the cannonballs nearly gave someone a flat top and a free shave, and Cliff Dagger calling Floyd Malloy "maranoid" until Mayhem corrects him.
The standout is the pit. T-Bob is sent after a cannonball on a cable, the tide rises and the sea pressure comes through the tunnels, and the sequence works as an explanation as well as a stunt: it shows the viewer that the tunnels are connected to the ocean and that a cannonball could travel through them, without a character needing to say it. A throwaway line afterward about never being asked to unplug the plumbing again is the funniest thing in it.
The weakness is the logistics, and it is a pacing choice as much as a plot one. The first reel has to cover the ghost story, the pirate game, the pit and the tunnels, so the reasons for V.E.N.O.M.'s method are squeezed into a line or two, and when the cannonballs turn up on the beach the viewer has to take it on trust. Malloy dropping a cannonball on Mayhem's foot plays better than the explanation of why they are on the beach at all.
It does not rank with the show's tightest adventures, but it earns affection as a prank, a caper in which the weapon of choice is gum. The ghost never appears, and the joke lands on V.E.N.O.M. instead.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records this as the first appearance of Floyd Malloy and his motorcycle Vampire.
- According to the M.A.S.K. wiki, the original color guides for the toy line show that Vampire was first named Vulture, and that Raven was originally called Vampire.
- The wiki's continuity notes say Cliff Dagger is Manta's co-pilot on this mission.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki points out that this is one of only four first season episodes in which Sly Rax does not appear, the others being A Matter of Gravity, The Royal Cape Caper and Stone Trees.
- The wiki lists Brendan McKane in both Miles Mayhem and Floyd Malloy here, and Mark Halloran only as Cliff Dagger.
- In the exchange the wiki records, Cliff calls Malloy "maranoid" and Miles corrects him to "paranoid".
- The wiki's errors list notes that Mayhem's gloves turn flesh colored in one close-up, and that Scott's legs are drawn far too long for his body in the closing safety tip.
- The closing safety tip, according to the wiki and the episode itself, is a warning against playing with glass on the beach, and T-Bob's attempt to give himself a tan is the joke around it.
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