At a special performance in Vienna in honor of an emir, V.E.N.O.M. uses a sonic transmitter pitched too high for human ears to stampede ten Lippizaner stallions, and the horses vanish into a dead-end tunnel. Matt and Dusty find a hidden emergency passage, a tripwire trap and the transmitter, while Scott, told to stay in the hotel, spots Arabian men carrying platinum bars. Mayhem is selling the horses to the Emir of Amrah, who will pay four million to have them delivered to his oil freighter. M.A.S.K. breaks up the exchange and leaves the Emir to explain the stallions to the Austrian police.
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Ten Lippizaner stallions go into a hall in Vienna and, by the end of the opening, none of them is anywhere a person can find. V.E.N.O.M. has played a note too high for human ears, the horses stampede, and when the dust clears the tracks end at a dead-end tunnel. It is a locked-stable mystery with a handsome set piece up front: white horses with gold plumes, a rider in a tricorn hat, a balcony of applauding spectators, and animators who are plainly enjoying drawing a herd galloping straight at the viewer against a red background.
Nobody solves it on purpose. The plot keeps proving it: the people who crack this case are the ones who were supposed to be out of the way. Scott is told to stay in the hotel and keep out of trouble, and it is from the hotel that he spots the buyer's men. The method of the theft is solved by a joke about popcorn. T-Bob complains that he has a million logic circuits and is used as a popcorn box; Scott, handing round the snacks, says he would have put more in the secret compartment; and somebody, hearing the words secret compartment, stops and says there must have been a hidden door. The best clue in the story is a gag at T-Bob's expense!
From there the writing is a tidy piece of deduction, and the tidiness is its charm. Matt calls up the plans of the Great Hall on the M.A.S.K. computer, which obligingly produces a renovation that added an emergency passage wide enough for an emperor's carriage and its team, which is to say wide enough for ten horses. Dusty is stopped just short of a tripwire that would have brought the ceiling down, and the transmitter turns up in the passage, a variable-frequency device pitched too high for human ears. The sound is the weapon, but the episode lets it stay invisible, a decent way to make a mystery out of an absence.
The voice work runs on Dusty's folksy stampede-stopping, a line about not having had so much fun since the hogs ate somebody's uncle, and on Mayhem's business sense. When the buyer comes to collect, Mayhem tells him the price has gone up: the first million was only for stealing the horses, and delivering them to the dock will cost four million more, in platinum bars. It is the best exchange V.E.N.O.M. has in the episode, a negotiation conducted with total calm in which the price simply goes up.
The standout is the barn. A masked agent peers through a window past a haystack, a gang member waits with a pole, and a truck with horses inside drives straight through the wooden wall in a spray of splinters while the agent slides across a tilted floor. It is a proper old-fashioned action scene, built from simple parts, and the contrast with the hotel-room comedy around it is what makes it land.
The buyer is where the episode sags. The Emir arrives by helicopter in robes and sunglasses with an entourage, holding curved blades, remarks that one does not quibble over the price of perfection and pays in platinum; he stays flat while Mayhem, across from him, gets a real scene. The second half has a related problem. Once the horses are found they become cargo, passed through a trailer, a hangar, an oil freighter and a hovercraft on a harbor at night, and the animals that gave the episode its glamour are reduced to standing in people's way.
The Lippizaner Mystery hands the detective work to Scott and T-Bob, and the best scene to Mayhem. The popcorn is the best of it, the hotel is where it is solved, and the ending, in which the Emir is left to explain a ship full of stallions to the Austrian police, has just enough justice in it to send us home content.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki says T-Bob recalls being nearly trampled by elephants in Singapore and taking skydiving lessons off the Eiffel Tower without a parachute, and marks these as references to episodes 16 and 34.
- According to the M.A.S.K. wiki, when Matt asks the Computer to pick a team, Gloria Baker and Buddy Hawks are shown in their civilian lives with no voice-over from the Computer, and Buddy appears in action near the end without an assigned vehicle.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki lists a goof in the epilogue in the wrecked hotel room, where Dusty Hayes speaks in Buddy Hawks's voice.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki credits Doug Stone as Matt Trakker, Dusty Hayes and the Emir of Amrah, Mark Halloran as Buddy Hawks, Sly Rax and Cliff Dagger, and Graeme McKenna as T-Bob and Room Service.
- The fan site maskforce.com lists Switchblade as destroyed in this episode and the Sonic Transmitter as the V.E.N.O.M. tech used in it.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records the safety tip as Dusty advising Scott to let a horse know where you are when you walk around one, a lesson T-Bob learns the hard way.
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