Near Panama, Matt Trakker and Dusty Hayes help swimmers ashore after a submarine slices a yacht in half. The sub is a nuclear boat built by Bolt Research Corporation, a company Matt gave a grant to, and it has no crew: a computer called Brian the Brain runs it, and it is heading for the Panama Canal. T-Bob goes up a torpedo tube as a camera and finds plastic explosive. A message sent from the sub gives V.E.N.O.M.'s terms: control of the canal, an answer by sunset, or the sub is blown up with a missile and spreads nuclear contamination. Matt talks to Brian by radio, Hondo triangulates where Brian actually is, and M.A.S.K. goes after him.
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A nuclear submarine with nobody aboard is a good ghost story, and "Ghost Bomb" opens it the right way: a yacht is sliced in half, swimmers are bobbing in the water, and the boat that did it keeps going toward the Panama Canal with no one at the controls. Matt Trakker recognizes it. The sub was built by Bolt Research Corporation, a company he gave a research grant, and its captain and crew have been replaced by a computer named Brian the Brain. Matt funded the research, so he has a personal reason to get involved before V.E.N.O.M. announces its terms.
The question that organizes everything is what Brian wants. V.E.N.O.M. is using him, but he is also a mind with a sense of himself, and the best scene in the episode is the one where that matters. Matt reaches Brian by radio and asks him to take the sub into deep water and sink it; Brian declines on the grounds that this would not be logical, since it would mean destroying himself, and ends the conversation. So the thing to say plainly is that this is a story about a machine that cannot be persuaded. M.A.S.K. cannot out-argue Brian, and has to beat him by finding where he is.
The path to that scene is built with care. The password the Bolt Research contact supplies is a joke, Captain Hook, on the grounds that Brian is a captain of sorts, but the computer has already changed his access code, so Hondo has to keep hacking numbers until a channel opens. Hondo then triangulates the signal to a spot five miles south, near the water, which tells us Brian is not aboard the submarine at all. It is an economical and nicely deflating reveal: the ghost ship is a puppet, and the puppeteer is somewhere ashore.
The T-Bob sequence is the longest stretch of the episode, and it is mixed. Scott converts T-Bob into a torpedo, fits him with a camera, and sends him up a tube to look at the sub from the inside; and what he finds, a mass of plastic explosive that the heroes compare to a giant lump of bubble gum, is a fine image of danger. But the sequence is also a stream of puns about torpedoes, anchormen and touchdowns, and the jokes arrive just as the countdown should tighten. A sitcom has crept into a hostage story.
The standout remains the conversation with Brian, because it gives a machine a point of view in a series that mostly uses computers as tools. Its flat, polite refusal is funnier and more chilling than a threat from Mayhem, who does his usual work of relishing an advantage.
M.A.S.K. does win, though not by argument. A freezing attack leaves Brian out of action and V.E.N.O.M. without control of the submarine, at least until the computer thaws, and the missile threat is dealt with. The finale fits the show's usual shape.
This is a middle-order episode with one very good scene, and it is the one that makes the title work. The heroes do not defeat Brian so much as freeze him, which is the only response available to people who cannot talk a machine out of wanting to live.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records that the young couple Matt and Dusty rescue in the Panama Canal reappear in the episode "Caesar's Sword", where they are named Norman and Myrtle.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records that Dusty identifies the boat part of Gator as Water Vehicle Zero-Zero-Niner while contacting the submarine.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki's page for Firecracker, Hondo MacLean's orange pickup, lists this episode among its appearances.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki's voice cast for this episode lists one actor, Brendan McKane, as both Miles Mayhem and Brian the Brain, and Graeme McKenna as T-Bob, Norman and Joe.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records several drawing slips: Dusty's hand-held radio cord is not colored in, the back of Cliff Dagger's bald head turns black when he hides his face in a book, and T-Bob's pupils change between undrawn and filled-in while he wears a diving mask.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki records the safety tip as T-Bob getting a flat tire on a highway and Scott saying he has memorized his home phone number and address in case of an emergency; Wikipedia says each episode ends with a safety tip.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki lists the episode's location as Panama, and describes the Switchblade toy as coming with an orange missile that could be hidden under the fuselage.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki describes Gator as an orange Jeep CJ7 Renegade that converts into a speedboat stored above the chassis, and lists this episode among its appearances.
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