While Matt funds the restoration of an ancient site in Athens, word comes that a monastery near Mount Athos has been robbed, though the monks insist nothing of consequence was taken. Matt learns that the thieves, V.E.N.O.M., have stolen the golden antlers of Artemis, which the Brotherhood has guarded for over three thousand years and which find gold the way a divining rod finds water. Mayhem's crew cannot make them work without the monks' words, so Matt asks the brothers to leave the monastery and lets V.E.N.O.M. come to him. The agents face down the thieves, and the antlers go back to Brother Nicodemus.
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Matt Trakker is paying for the restoration of an ancient site in Athens when he hears that a monastery near Mount Athos has been robbed, and he offers help to people who say they do not need it. Brother Nicodemus assures him that nothing of any consequence was taken, wishes him good day, and leaves a rich man with an offer nobody wants. It is a nice reversal of the usual episode, in which the victims are grateful and the hero arrives in time, and it gives the story some resistance.
What the episode is about is that the antlers are worthless without the monks. The golden antlers of Artemis have been kept for more than three thousand years by a brotherhood that uses them to find only enough gold to live on, and the thieves, once they have them, cannot make them work. Matt's answer is to ask the brothers to leave the monastery for a little while and to let V.E.N.O.M. come to him for a change; everything the villains want is in an object, and everything the object needs is in the people they took it from. It is also a rare case of Matt respecting a secret instead of prying it open, and the line that the team must respect the monks is the best thing in the first half.
The writing is at its best when the comedy is at Venom's expense. Mayhem addresses Rax as Mr. 007 while sending him back to join the congregation in disguise, and somebody else in the gang complains that nobody ever lets him go undercover. The exposition that the antlers belonged to the stag Artemis rode, and that Artemis was a real person, comes with an Incredible! from one of the visitors and a question about whether the other Greek gods were real people too, which gets only a vague answer, but it is the most interesting idea in the script.
Scott and T-Bob have a lighter subplot. Told to wait where it is safe, they try to find water on a mountaintop the way the monks find gold, which is to say by walking around, and when that fails they suggest running. It is a small scene and the kind the show does well, the two of them reasoning out loud with perfect confidence and no evidence. It also feeds the closing gag, in which T-Bob asks whether Scott's ears are still ringing from the bell and has to ask again!
The standout is the dig. Mayhem has the antlers, a gang standing around and nothing to show for it, so he gives Rax one more minute to produce the magic words the monk said. Rax can only remember that it had something to do with thanks, and is told he should have been recorded; he offers to go back and ask, and is told there are not ten years to spare. A gold miner has to have faith, someone says, and then, discovering that the shovels were forgotten, the diggers are told to use their hands. It is a well-built little scene of people discovering, in front of the audience, that they have stolen something they do not know how to use.
The weakness is the delay. Nicodemus refuses help, says that nothing of consequence was taken, and withholds the one fact Matt needs, and the episode spends a long stretch with the hero knowing less than the audience. When the finale comes it is crowded, with Rhino, Thunderhawk, Switchblade and Manta all on screen, a monastery on a cliff and a bell being carried from a tower, and the monks, whose relic it is, are not the focus of it.
The Artemis Enigma is a pleasant, small-scale story, but it keeps its best joke in the middle and its best fact at the start. It hands us a relic with a reason to be guarded, a plan that respects the guardians, and a set of villains who cannot remember the instructions.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki says Miles Mayhem calls Sly Rax Mr. 007 in this episode.
- According to the M.A.S.K. wiki, Gloria Baker is Alex Sector's co-pilot in Rhino on this mission, and Sly Rax and Cliff Dagger ride with Vanessa Warfield in Manta during the final battle.
- The fan site maskforce.com notes that Manta is damaged in this episode and lists Alex Sector as wearing the Jackrabbit mask.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki lists several animation slips for the episode, including the golden antlers vanishing from Rax's hand when Switchblade picks him up and Rhino's fender and tire appearing gray instead of burgundy and black in a late shot.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki describes the closing safety tip as taking place at T-Bob's birthday party, where Scott tells a boy not to play with fire.
- The M.A.S.K. wiki credits Doug Stone with Brother Nickodemus (the wiki's spelling), Graeme McKenna with T-Bob and a Greek archaeologist, and Sharon Noble with the boy.
- Wikipedia's list of M.A.S.K. toys and characters describes Rhino with Matt Trakker (Ultra-Flash mask), Bruce Sato (Lifter mask, the ATV portion) and Alex Sector (Jackrabbit mask) as its three riders.
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